Life is a lot of things. This is life according to a nursing student living in a city with a bad reputation (while loving it all the same). I've taken solace in the fact that I will never become tumblr famous, but I sure as hell can try by being as sarcastic as possible.
Welp. Due to a line of miscommunication, we won’t be having a bar at formal tonight. I’m half of that miscommunication. God damn.
it is my greatest wish to time travel to the future and watch historically inaccurate period dramas about the early 2000s
"If you’re with a girl, and she hooks up with another girl, is it still cheating? I mean it is cheating but it doesn’t feel like cheating"
"What if she was with another guy?"
Oh my god I’m so confused by underclassmen
"How are you?"
These bros next to me remind me of my brother with his friends.