Life is a lot of things. This is life according to a nursing student living in a city with a bad reputation (while loving it all the same). I've taken solace in the fact that I will never become tumblr famous, but I sure as hell can try by being as sarcastic as possible.
Have at it bitches I’ve had two vodka cranberries and my homework is largely done
Drinking with girlfriends and just bitching about everything is the greatest feeling in the world
so this kid I know got his phone snatched on campus but what the robber didn’t expect was for a bunch of cross country runners playing humans vs. zombies to chase after him with nerf guns.
All my sorority sisters be coming to me with these vague ass symptoms and expect a diagnosis.
"It’s obviously cancer"
Looks like I’m going back to Pizza Hut for the summer! Can’t complain!
i want to buy a modcloth dress but i’ve just looked at them all so many times…